IDIOT TRAINING PROGRAM

Just great. Cant wait for the weekend to come. I'm desperate for it, I'm screaming for it, I'm begging for it. HELP!!!!

I have a boss, whois from sp last time, quite a entrepreneur. But just aBITTT stern looking. He was surprised that we didnt learn whats the diff between a Right Hand Blade and a Left Hand Blade. Well, he assumed we have forgotten it.

I have a workplace, with practially 90% of the male workforce is smoking. I cant complain can I. And for this 6weeks of my life, I have probably breathed in more tossina (italian word for toxin) for the past 18 years. And for these 6weeks, I believe I have sucessfully shorten my somehow I know it will be short lifespan even shorter. Kudos.

I have a co-student/worker, who cant pronouce the name of soccer players, is better then me at checkers, calls his checkers by the mis-pronounced names of soccer players, think that his Mourinho (Chelsea's manager), and when he senses his move is good he calls it the DIE-DER Attack (Which actually according to him is the english pronounciation of the striker Didier Drogba). And he lives in yishun, which I dun even intend to take the same train home with him for the rest of the itp.

All is not well.

Godspeed man? I need godspeed ITP.